Wicked thing

If the devil designed a hurricane: 

For a warm up, I'll just wipe out a few Caribbean island paradises.  Then for the fun of it, I'll scratch my back on Puerto Rico and terrify some poor people.  After that, I'll dive into Cuba and show those folks a thing or two about hurricanes.  Then I'll take a deep breath, make a sharp right, and head straight up into beautiful Florida. Oh yeah, as close to the center as possible to maximize the catastrophe.